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Rich Fruity Latins

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The brilliant colors are an excellent contrast to the whites and tans of the background. The horizontal and vertical (as well as diago...

mmmm.... pancakes.

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 11, 2009, 6:41 AM


That bad bowl was in dire need of a spanking that only spinach could give.

My real life space alien dream eats your cartoons for breakfast. No, really, it puts them into a bowl, pours milk on them, & listens to the screaming as it chews.

I eat my own brains.... zombie masochist.

*choke* NOTHING COULD REPLACE BACON.

yourasska

I rock, oscillate, & bebop.

the dead sea... it floats there, thinking about all the things that could have been.

it would take a very long time & it would come out looking more like a turd & tasting more like meatloaf... chocolate meatloaf.

Christopher Walken wants to show me how to make crazy tacos & I want him to too.

cemeteries have the most worms.

various cocksucker recordings... VCR

cartoon network bakes my cookies.

Ronald McDonald's craw is pierced with a thousand obese children.

Gorgeous George; pro-wrestler with fairy wings & a tu-tu. the other wrestlers make fun of him as he turns them into pancakes with his magical wand.


  • Mood: Neutral
  • Reading: rampaging fuckers...
  • Watching: kill television
  • Drinking: tecate

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: inside your mom (she's warm and i like the wallpaper)
  • Interests: dangling, sprawling, leaping, crapping, and rocking...YWAH!
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club, kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I married a strange person, True Stories, City of Lost children...
  • Favourite poet or writer: gerstler,dostoevsky,kafka,ferlinghetti,nin,miller,douglas adams,chabon,kelly link,danielewski...
  • Shell of choice: conch
  • Wallpaper of choice: yellow
  • Skin of choice: crunchy chicken skin...mmmm
  • Favourite game: what game? who is playing a game, this is real damn it!... Isn't It?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Aeon Flux, meatwad, Mighty mouse, bugs bunny dressed as a girl bunny, emily the strange, Johnny the
  • Personal Quote: "Excuse me, I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean." Bobby Hobby Lobby
  • Tools of the Trade: lighter fluid, rubber cement, scissors, hair spray, eyeliner, maryjane shoes, Dr P

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Thanks for the Fav :)

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Sayuri Saito
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Hi, thanks for the Fav ;)
Hey Thank you for the fave!!!! :glomp:

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Thanks for the very fast fave! It is so appreciated!

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A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment. Learn to be one with the joy of the moment.:coffeecup:
Thanks for the fave! :)

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Thank you dear :)

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